Info

Who we are (and why we’re doing this instead of lying down in a field somewhere):

Welcome to RUBY HOBO – your new favourite home for slightly unhinged, occasionally profound, always soft t-shirts. We're here to put a smile on your face, even if the world feels like it’s spiralling gently into chaos. 

We work with brilliant independent designers, and we also whip up some designs in-house, probably while crying and eating toast.

How it’s made:

Every t-shirt is printed on demand – which means we only make what gets ordered. That’s less waste, less guilt, and more time for us to cry about climate change while doing something kinda helpful about it. Neat, right?

We work with printers in a few different countries, so wherever possible, your tee will be printed and shipped from within your own country.

In short:

- Designed with love and light sarcasm
- Printed when you order (not stockpiled in a sad warehouse)
- Perfect for gifting, oversharing, or looking cute while disassociating

Thanks for supporting small biz chaos, independent artists, and the noble quest to make people laugh through their clothing. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Returns

Changed your mind? Got the wrong size? Realised you're more of a “rat in spirit” than a “rat in print” person? No worries.

We accept returns within 30 days of receiving your order – as long as the item is unworn, unwashed, and still fabulous. Just let us know and we’ll sort you out. We don't currently offer exchanges.

- We’re based in Portugal, so all returns will need to be posted back here.
- The buyer covers return postage (we’re a tiny business, not Amazon).
- Drop us a message before sending anything back so we can make sure it all goes smoothly.

Thanks for understanding – and for shopping small!